Spotify Wrapped (and Apple Music Replay…or whatever) is finally here, and you know what that means: it’s time to psychoanalyze/bully/judge all of your friends and acquaintances you follow on Instagram or something based on their top songs and artists. We’ve decided we’d all beat everyone to it and tell you why our Wrappeds ended up the way they did. Read on to see what we were listening to and how we’re explaining ourselves.
Hayden
Bro ur not a vibe.
Edie
Maybe it’s not obvious, but I really like the Scottish indie/twee band Belle and Sebastian.
Sloane
You know what? I don’t even want to talk about it. No one look at me.
Natasha
Contrary to popular opinion, your Wrapped looking like this is actually a sign of completely coherent music taste. Modern Baseball is brat!
Ben
2024 wasn’t THAT depressing of a year—I just like making myself feel bad.
Charley
Angsty girl vibes, until Bend and Snap reminded me I was Paulette in Legally Blonde.
Owen
People are right to ask if I shower regularly.
Logan
2024 was rough. I cried A LOT. And that was interspersed with gay tenors singing about murder and the printing press. I live a fulfilling life.